"..Inspirational Salesmen: Aren't you tired of your simple comfortable life, don't you want more?!
Me: Actually, I'm pretty content, but thanks.
I.S.: YOU COULD HAVE A BIGGER HOUSE AND A BOAT!
Me: Nah Bro, I'm pretty good!
I.S.: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR BODY, YOU HATE THAT, DON'T YOU?!
Me: Well, now you're just being offensive.."