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Jaguar's a car.

Just like the bobcat that’s bulldozer.

I used to have a camera on my patio and I caught a bobcat out there one night eating Gus's food.

I don’t like the name Gus. It means arse in Bulgarian.

I don’t like the name Gus. It means arse in Bulgarian.

I'm not crazy about it. It wasn't my doing.  And I think when he was named he was just another feral cat. We didn't know he was going to move-in.

Amazon sent me an electric blanket that doesn't work. So they refunded the money and told me to keep it.

That’s a jaguar

  Nope.

I'd rather have a Bobcat than a Jaguar.

The car or the feline?

I've been having a lot of problems ordering anything lately. Mostly Home Depot and Lowes. I thought UPS or Fedex might be having labor problems or something.  Still, it's better than having to drive for 45 minutes to go to a store.

At first they told me I'd have to pay 8.99 for UPS to pick it up. But UPS never showed up. So they said just keep it.

I really need to work through this burning hatred of the Romanian that stole my broom. I have come across  two Romanians in my life and both of them were the laziest bastards I ever met.  I saw that Gypsy with my broom again yesterday. He's untouchable. I can't confront someone that is that much weaker. It would be unfair. He can have my broom. From each according to his ability to each according to his need...as the saying goes.