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I think my daughter might be religious but I don't know.  She got this gig playing piano at this Lutheran church through her piano instructor.  It's a great job. She works for like an hour on Sunday playing piano at this place and she gets $125 and then she does like funerals, holidays, etc and gets $125 a throw for that.
Then, after she had this job and my wife was driving her, they kind of sucked my wife into doing "readings" because religious people are obligated to suck you in.  Both my daughter and wife are Lutheran.  I have never been to their heathen church and I don't believe in God.  I am a Catholic, so I'm free to sin with impunity.
I'm pretty sure Jesus and the boys were Catholics too because as we all know, it's the one and only true religion. Everyone else is going to hell. Me and my dogs (they've all been Catholic)  are going to miss the wife and kid when we're up there looking down.

My daughter used to go to that church thing in school for the free pizza. I want to take my kids and baptize them in Orthodox church.

Had to cut down on posting. In way to much pain. Plus the pain makes me mean. Afraid I might say something really bad. Y'all know what I mean.

I like mean.
 I just rubbed my hands together for no reason.

I think if this video was played in a loop on tv in the Middle East it would solve our problems:

I'm going to do what I always do about everything - pretend none of it's happening.

That sounds like a solid plan to me but what do I know I'm just a stupid redheaded neanderthal.

As far as apples go, I like the green ones that are kind of tart...Granny Smith?  I noticed apples are better if they are picked after the first frost.

Everybody left me alone and went to a special church function.  I'm laying here in agonizing pain. I have to wipe my booty left handed. This sucks.

It'd shock you how much damage that little thing can do.

The part where her tail slips from her mouth and she looks across the room like it has run off...  LOL