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It is my express goal to never work in January or February again. I'd sign that. Like a letter of intent.

Maybe I should put together a will so my kerosene lantern and mason jar filled with polished rocks don't fall into the wrong hands. Also, I want to be buried at sea - in Lake St. Clair. I'll have to put that in there.

Breaking News… Missouri man arrested for breaking into Taco Bell and drinking full gallon of vegetable oil.

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"This Southern Grocery Store Was Just Named The Best In The Nation And We're Not Surprised"

"Exemplifying some of the best that Texas has to offer is one famous grocery store with hometown pride: H-E-B.

In the South, we call H-E-B an “if you know, you know” type of establishment. If you’ve had a chance to browse the grocery store’s many aisles, you'll see local Texas brands plus many beloved in-house products. Take H-E-B’s freshly made tortillas and perfectly zingy guacamole, for instance. (One editor considers the guacamole her best hosting shortcut.) These store products rival the best brand names. It’s no wonder that, in a national survey, H-E-B took first place for the best grocery store in the country."

Breaking News… Missouri man arrested for breaking into Taco Bell and drinking full gallon of vegetable oil.

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That motherfcker ain’t real.

The thing about the southwest that struck me is how under-the-influence-of-Mexicanism they are. Seems counter-intuitive in America.

Well, the whole thing used to be owned by Mexico.

Bear sightings increase near houses here...

I think the movie Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean was perhaps the best commentary on the US Southwest during the Victorian Era.