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Well I got a work Tuesday. It's going to be the coldest day of the year...-10.  That's ok though. It' just doing shoe molding which is about the easiest thing I do and it only requires a tape measure, a pencil and my little 7 1/4" miter saw that I can carry under my arm. Sounds like the kind of gig that I'll get paid on the spot to do. And that's also the same day I'm anticipating my weed to run out - so as long as I'm on the road - what my wife doesn't know won't kill my buzz.

Well I got a work Tuesday. It's going to be the coldest day of the year...-10.  That's ok though. It' just doing shoe molding which is about the easiest thing I do and it only requires a tape measure, a pencil and my little 7 1/4" miter saw that I can carry under my arm. Sounds like the kind of gig that I'll get paid on the spot to do. And that's also the same day I'm anticipating my weed to run out - so as long as I'm on the road - what my wife doesn't know won't kill my buzz.

You work on shoes?

It looks like we might get up to negative 30F here

Really? I think I have a pair of heels that need fixed.

I’ll be right there.

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I can

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I’ll be right there.

I’m joking. I don’t even know if I have heels.