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The Measles has landed. They're making a pretty big deal of it. I had the Rubella Vaccine. I know that. I was in grade school and this doctor was in class talking to the children. When it came time to ask questions I asked "What is the Rubella vaccine for?" and all the spoiled little fcksticks in the class started laughing at me but the doctor understood what I was asking and he said "Measles".
When I was a kid, you got like two shots...that's it...covered everything, rabies, plague, nuclear war. And they blew it into our arms with like a pellet gun.  I still have a scar. I never got the measles, the mumps, whooping cough...none of that shit. I had chicken pox. That's it. My age group settled all this for our species. We have like herd immunity now.

The Measles has landed. They're making a pretty big deal of it. I had the Rubella Vaccine. I know that. I was in grade school and this doctor was in class talking to the children. When it came time to ask questions I asked "What is the Rubella vaccine for?" and all the spoiled little fcksticks in the class started laughing at me but the doctor understood what I was asking and he said "Measles".
When I was a kid, you got like two shots...that's it...covered everything, rabies, plague, nuclear war. And they blew it into our arms with like a pellet gun.  I still have a scar. I never got the measles, the mumps, whooping cough...none of that shit. I had chicken pox. That's it. My age group settled all this for our species. We have like herd immunity now.

3 or 4 tornados on the ground as I type.

Pi