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  I sure would not have served you. You look like a troublemaker.

My granddaughter is still on the fence about going to Harvard. She has gone up to look at the campus. I hope she come to her senses and attends a different college.

I got a cool Harvard Law - just kidding t-shirt out of the visit anyway.

My daughter will get her Bachelor’s degree locally, and then go specialize in an expensive school.

Somebody came to my office smelling so bad that now I’m traumatized. The smell is burned into my brain, and I’m still gagging 4 hours later. I need therapy now.