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I’m not staying here alone. I was expecting a party,some presents, a bonus….

You'll go blind.

concessions must be made for the greater good…

Ok. I got to do something to get in the Christmas spirit. I got my tax refund. That helped.

Official USPS Gifting Rules


No Cash: Carriers cannot accept cash, checks, or gift cards that can be exchanged for cash (e.g., Visa or Mastercard gift cards) in any amount.

Value Limit: You may give a gift worth $20 or less per occasion, such as for the holidays.

Annual Cap: A carrier cannot accept more than $50 worth of gifts from a single customer in one calendar year.

Appropriate Gift Ideas (Under $20)

Since monetary tips are restricted, etiquette experts and carriers suggest the following:

Retail Gift Cards: Cards for specific stores or restaurants (e.g., Starbucks, Target, or a local coffee shop) are allowed, provided they cannot be converted to cash.

Food and Drinks: Small treats like chocolates, gourmet cookies, or a high-quality coffee bag.

Seasonal Comforts: Practical items like hand warmers, travel mugs, reusable water bottles, or moisturizing lotion.

Handwritten Notes: A simple thank-you card is highly appreciated and carries no regulatory risk.





Fck that. I'm giving her a fifty and a card that references Christ.

Official USPS Gifting Rules


No Cash: Carriers cannot accept cash, checks, or gift cards that can be exchanged for cash (e.g., Visa or Mastercard gift cards) in any amount.

Value Limit: You may give a gift worth $20 or less per occasion, such as for the holidays.

Annual Cap: A carrier cannot accept more than $50 worth of gifts from a single customer in one calendar year.

Appropriate Gift Ideas (Under $20)

Since monetary tips are restricted, etiquette experts and carriers suggest the following:

Retail Gift Cards: Cards for specific stores or restaurants (e.g., Starbucks, Target, or a local coffee shop) are allowed, provided they cannot be converted to cash.

Food and Drinks: Small treats like chocolates, gourmet cookies, or a high-quality coffee bag.

Seasonal Comforts: Practical items like hand warmers, travel mugs, reusable water bottles, or moisturizing lotion.

Handwritten Notes: A simple thank-you card is highly appreciated and carries no regulatory risk.





Fck that. I'm giving her a fifty and a card that references Christ.

I got five rocks of crack once from some Black dudes in fifth ward.

I got five rocks of crack once from some Black dudes in fifth ward.

That was mighty white of them

I'm still sitting on all that weed, I haven't smoked in a week so my tolerance is that of a schoolboy; and here I sit with some type of upper respiratory distress that prevents me from acknowledging the gifts God has bestowed upon us.  I could use some Christmas magic..

Mc Drag


"A Nebraska man died after getting pinned between his vehicle and the McDonald’s drive-thru window in what police called a “freak accident.”

The victim, identified by authorities as 69-year-old Michael Dickinson, was found trapped between his car and the payment window at a McDonald’s restaurant in Grand Island, Nebraska, about 24 miles southwest of Lincoln, just before 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, KSNB reported.

The man was taken to a nearby emergency room, where he was pronounced dead.

Grand Island Police Division Chief Dean Elliott told the news station the incident was “100 percent a freak accident.”

“It appears the deceased opened the door to further reach out the window for payment purposes,” Elliott said. “We’re not sure if the vehicle lurched forward or what happened, but he got pinched between the door frame and the drive-thru window counter.”