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I just watched Star Trek. I have never seen any Star Trek anything except the original series from the 60's. I've probably seen every episode 100 times.

Then you are familiar with the reference old boy…l

I feel like I just got squeezed out of a dogs patootie….

youre alive

I’m still getting people confused as other people and names as well but I’m getting better.

I’m saving up all of my medical issues until I get Medicare.

I’M PRETTY SURE HE SAW THE WOMAN HE CAME OUT OF. HE JUST DOESN’T REMEMBER…..

There is a good argument to be made that, assuming natural birth, there are no male virgins.

Excellent!  You are a tough old bird.

I got one more surgical procedure Saturday though… hell…. I didn’t even know they did them on Saturday….