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All scribes just lost their jobs. We just got an email to schedule an inservice for an AI scribe service to use at work. You carry a phone with the AI app open in your pocket. It listens to your conversation and writes your H&P ready for you to review and approve.

You might as well be speaking  Bulgarian. Lately,  I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm an old man.

"Pope Leo suggests Christian leaders who start wars should go to confession"



As a Catholic, I'm thinking maybe Leo of Highland Park should lay low on the matter of scolding sinners......You know, as they say....

"Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye."


Leo's got a beam in his eye. Anyhow, what happened to that Mexican...Popa Francisco? We've been going through a lot popes lately. It reminds me of that period after Brezhnev when the Soviet leaders kept dying....Yuri Andropov, Comrade Nyet Gromyko, Gorbachev...
The whole shootin match came undone.

All scribes just lost their jobs. We just got an email to schedule an inservice for an AI scribe service to use at work. You carry a phone with the AI app open in your pocket. It listens to your conversation and writes your H&P ready for you to review and approve.

Remember. Life is tough. Then you die. And go to nothingness if you're a no good atheist scum

Remember. Life is tough. Then you die. And go to nothingness if you're a no good atheist scum

I'm going to the afterlife to be reunited with all my dogs.

We've been eating a lot of carry out. It doesn't make any difference anymore. Everything is expensive. I haven't been inside a restaurant since before the pandemic. Things kind of changed after that.

That stuff will kill ya.

It's shitty food but going to the grocery store's a bust too. You spend a hundred bucks, you get enough for one meal - minus the shit you forgot - and like laundry detergent.

I can't believe the booze and cigarettes didn't kill me. I want to die before my wife. She's 11 years younger than me but I'm half Irish.

Eat more pasta. My Irish mom lived to be 92. Smoked and drank until her sixties. Cancer finally got her.