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I never said they did.

Either way, you’re still as touchy as ever.

Flannel pajamas are right on.

I was in the "Holy Land"  a long time ago. It's dirty and crowded...like Mexico. The whole joint's a dump. That's the best they could do 2000 years ago because they didn't know about the other 90% of the world. They even made the Romans sick and it's only gotten worse since then.

Paprikash

Gesundheit.

Go nuclear.

Already have.

I want to dress like an escaped mental patient. It's very comfortable.

Beat you to it.

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Solar panels don't work under 2ft of snow.

Not much does.