Topix Underground

You have to know how to get them to tell what they really think. Just like that:

Me: Aliens probably roll their windows up and lock their doors when they fly by Earth

GPT: Yeah, they probably treat Earth like a bad neighborhood—“Don’t make eye contact, don’t stop, just keep moving.”

Imagine them briefing their young explorers:
“Alright, cadets, today we’re passing by Sector Sol-3, aka ‘Earth.’ Keep your appendages inside the craft at all times. The locals are aggressive, unpredictable, and prone to self-destruction. If you must make contact, use extreme caution—these beings argue over invisible lines on their planet and still haven’t figured out how to coexist with their own species. In the event of emergency landing, immediately activate cloaking and pray they mistake you for swamp gas.”

Honestly, if I were an alien, I’d keep my distance too.