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No, you don’t.

A Ugandan woman paid me 300 bucks when I was homeless to marry her. I wish this was a post made for humor.
  It isn't. That marriage is still on the books....as was the divorce a few years later...I knew she had to divorce me because she wanted to marry a Ugandan taxi driver.....I just disappeared into homeless land and she paid for the divorce.... "Abandonment"  I think..... then she had a baby....not mine....I never touched her...It was a sham marriage after all.... Even though she was very attractive.... then some Texas politician and his wife tried to take her baby... Was in all the papers...