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I have been given an English bulldog. To take care of. Name of Lolly. He's as dumb as a brick. Fat as fuck too. He follows me everywhere and wants to sit his fat ass in my lap. He's already sixty pounds. He's ugly as hell. I'll send some pictures later.
Ugly... Stupid... And cute... What a combination...

I'm anti bulldog. Here's why. They are a designer dog, a freakish purposefully created abomination made to serve the vanity of the shallow and self-absorbed type of shitbird that treats living, breathing sentient beings as animated stuffed animals. They are morally superior to the trash that use dogs as GD fashion accessories ! It's not the dogs fault that people (probably Chinese) are morally bankrupt assmonkeys.