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So I went on a date with the Mexican chick and she had me take her to one of those "Renaissance" Festivals where a bunch of forty year-old virgins dress up like medieval characters and hang out in the middle of a field for an entire weekend. It was pretty hard to wrap my head around. I'd like to think they were all on drugs or drinking something...otherwise none of it made any sense.  I also went to the movies with the Mexican chick and saw that movie where Warren Beatty plays Bugsy Siegel. That was an ok movie but nothing compared to Bonnie and Clyde which was made before everyone realized what a GD weirdo Warren Beatty is. Shirley McClain changed her name so as not to be associated with him and she was no trip to Hollywood herself. I think like Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra used to pass her around as a party girl.  I used to have a big black and white photo of my dad sitting at a table in Las Vegas with Dean Martin and some Detroit gangsters. I wanted to keep that picture but my mom ripped it up for reasons I was never made privy to.  There is a saying amongst my people - anything that makes your mother cry is fun fun fun !