Topix Underground

Apparently there's a war going on right now between India and Pakistan. Nobody cares because...well....it's India and Pakistan.  It's the first war where the most disgusting feature of the conflict is not the carnage of warfare but the everyday filth in which these appallingly unattractive creatures wallow in as a matter of course. They refuse to use bathrooms, preferring instead to void themselves publicly in the gutter and there's like 6 billion of them crammed into a geographical area the size of Connecticut. I just imagine a foul smelling steam rising from the whole region. War is hell.