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Dogs fckn hate hot air balloons. For many years there is a Summertime Hot Air Balloon Race that crossed over my parents house/neighbourhood at a very low altitude. It was close to the finish line. Every year every dog would stare up and bark non stop but in a very aggressive way and also like they were organizing. It always freaked me out. They either saw the balloons as the threat or they have instinctive knowledge of threats to come from the sky. I believe animals see many more things than us. Also I am stoned and 1 year closer to death.

Thirty minutes from now you'll be 30 minutes closer to death. So cheer up have one on me.