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It was still a rip-off. $600 for flowers. That was my wife's doing. $500 for the goof taking pictures...again my wife. Weddings and funerals are the two most ridiculous wastes of money in a person's lifetime.  In fact, I suspect that chick that sold us $600 worth of flowers in the UP scammed them from a funeral home.  I used to do that. Funerals last an hour and they get stuck with all that shit. My niece was married to the mob mortician for a while. She worked for me and she used to bring a shitload of fresh flowers in with her and we'd stuff them in San Pelligrino bottles and set them on all the tables. Anyhow, there's got to be a better way of disposing of corpses.