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That's a fairytale. No proof Peter wanted to be crucified upside down.

I wouldn't think he'd want it. I'm actually more interested in the Romans. They really are a stand-out among historical people as far as having their shit together. I was just talking about this at work with Sal, Sal, Giovanni and Sal. The tile work, the buildings, aqueducts, roads... Government, politics, education. They were more advanced than anyone and unlike the dirty Saracens, the Romans left every culture and nation better for having been under their rule. 

The lesson for us is: Don't let soulless savages emigrate into our empire. Look at what's happening to Europe. The whole continent's becoming a ghetto. China's probably buying boat tickets for all those dirty North Africans and sleazy South Asians.