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I've been feeding the feral cat that is the father of the 3 cats here for a few months - twice a day. He must be close all the time because he shows up as soon as he sees me. He's wild but he can see that the cats that live here have a superior standard of living and he wants to be part of it.

If I got two freebies a day I'd be hanging out at your place too.
  People aren't that different from cats.