Topix Underground

I'm making good money all of the sudden. The Sicilians pay better than the other gang and they're nicer. They just all speak Italian all the time and I only make the White Man's talk. I hope nobody's bothering with meaningless formalities like taxes. That would be so un-Sicilian of them.

Tell them that Sicilians aren't as smart as mainland Italians. They love to joke around like that.