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Poor John Denver ski'd into a tree. Oh wait...That was Sonny Bono. I always get those two mixed up because one is short and Italian and the other is completely different. Poor Sonny.  John Denver hang glided into the side of a mountain.  They're both a couple of saps if you ask me. Sonny must be from Michigan. I was friends with his cousin Aldo.

John Denver flew his experimental aircraft straight into the ocean at 500 miles an hour. This caused him to be discouraged from breathing. Sonny Bono was incapable of getting out of the way of a tree which had not ever moved in 30 years. That lady that was married to Liam Neeson did the same thing she skied right into a big tree.