Topix Underground

Fck I hate hunting season. I know there's people out there at weird hours. It's creepy. There is no way to rationalize that. It's not cheaper. It's not healthier. It's disgusting, unnecessary, theatrical bullshit on the same spectrum as that cigar and martini schtick that was floating around. Those things are covered in ticks and lice, their diet is 90% roundup and that Timothy McViegh shit. And the prize for freezing your ass off while trespassing with a gun and a hangover? A giant dead animal. The whole things is absurd. I'd way rather there were wolves and mountain lions attending to that and be spared the dipshit little camouflage tents that are way way too close to my imperial borders.