Topix Underground

If I was in my 20's and drunk, I'd go outside. I used to. But fck freezing to death.  We don't get "lake effect" snow here. That comes from the west. Probably Kalamazoo, Muskegon...I don't even know what's over there. I don't like the west side of the state. They're in Chicago's orbit somehow and that's distasteful.

A real man would be on his snow machine headed to some ice fishing. Wearing a T shirt and shorts.