Topix Underground

I hate winter and the thought of going to some half finished house and crawling around on my hands and knees with a nail gun listening to a bunch of old men bitching in Italian does not appeal to me at all. It is no time of year for anyone that has other option to even leave their house. This is the worst of all possibilities...winter came like 7 weeks early and if we have a late spring, we get screwed out of our most valuable resource. It's nonrenewable too...like oil...and my reserves are running low. I have a finite number of seasons left in life and I want them to be pleasant. There's not much you can do with 10 degrees and overcast.