Topix Underground

Theres zero crime where I live. There’s no rioting, there’s no stealing, robbery or rape. There’s no bullet proof glass at the bank, no bars on the windows, no razor wire and we can pump our gas before we pay. The town cop works 9 to 5 if you need him. It has always been like this for people like me and it always will be. 100 years ago, my grandparents were in Europe doing the same thing.
….but you know….diversity and all that.

There is crime here, and 9/10ths of it committed by folks who look like you.  The other 10th is usually committed by some out of towner from your neck of the woods.