I literally have such a pathetic little life there is absolutely no area where anything or anyone can do to assist me because there's not much to do...unless your little friends can mow the lawn. Seriously. I don't even bother carrying a phone anymore because A) I can't see it; and B) the only calls I get are from some guy with a Russian accent trying to sell me a warranty on a car I never owned.
Tesla is making robots that can mow your loan.