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For some reason, the Indians on the West Side took a shine to me, which is further proof of how fck'd up they are. The Indians always brag about their fake degrees and IT jobs... but they must have skipped the lesson on like soap and vacuuming. They are fckng disgusting. Their houses are like the GD mens room at Tiger Stadium..and they set up weird little shrines in their fireplaces...I don't think they know what the fireplaces really are. I became popular with them because I was doing some work in one of their houses when another contractor showed up and started threatening them about some payment or work he did. He didn't know I was in the next room until I came around the corner with a hammer in my hand and violently menaced him.  After the police left and I miraculously wasn't arrested, I apparently became a white folk hero amongst the wogs. They honored me with a can of Sprite and a 'jasmine' flower. After that I became the go-to backsplash guy for the unwashed. Lucky me.