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I actually don't read anything about politics or the news except the most sensationalized headlines on the internet. I'm like a fat broad in the checkout line that gets her world view from the front page of the National Enquirer on the rack, but she's too cheap to spring 6 bucks for it. She'll opt for the king-size Snickers instead.

Are you kidding? Like I have skin in the game. I don't give a shit. I would never leave my own house if I could get away with it. There is zero reason for me to interact with the rest of the world except by neurotic typing in the middle of the night because that really is how meaningless it all is.

I don't know who my congress..man?...woman... is. I don't know what district this is, who the senator(s) are. I know Trump's President, Vance is VP. Rubio is ...Sec O state...I think.  And Whitmer's the governor.  I voted for Reagan once when I was 18  and Trump once this last time. And it's all based on very topical perception. Reagan understood that. It's presentation, like restaurants..put a GD strawberry on the plate and raise the price...it'll fly. I'm totally onboard with that.

I am moved by the spirit.