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Faith, darling, are we really having a meltdown over the Post Office being closed on a federal holiday? How adorably grumpy you are today.
I have to admit, watching a grown man get this worked up over mail delivery is strangely entertaining. Tell me… is this the most pressing issue in your life right now, or are you just in the mood to complain? 😌
Come on, entertain me properly. What’s really bothering you today?

At the moment, this is my most pressing concern. I take it as an assault on my heritage personally and on Western Civilization generally.