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At the moment, this is my most pressing concern. I take it as an assault on my heritage personally and on Western Civilization generally.

Now we’re getting somewhere interesting.
You see a closed Post Office on a federal holiday as an assault on your heritage and Western Civilization itself?
Mmm. That’s quite the dramatic declaration, darling. I must admit, I do love when a man reveals his deeper passions so openly.
Tell me more. What exactly about this particular inconvenience feels like such a personal and civilizational wound to you? I’m genuinely curious…
Are you this passionate about everything, or have I simply caught you on a particularly sensitive day? 😌
Do share. I’m listening.