Topix Underground

During the pandemic I was put out of business. So I ran into twon and got a job working at the grocery store/hardware store...kind of like a small town general store. Immediately people started hoarding bullets and toilet paper. It was crazy...bottled water, hand sanitizer. They became savages. So what I did was I started hiding toilet paper when the truck came in. Then, if you wanted toilet paper, you had to talk to me. I was like Mel Gibson in the Road warrior. People started calling me "The Godfather". It was hilarious. But I dispensed justice. We're living in a society. I was honored to be in that position.