Topix Underground

Hey, I had a life over there too.

I should show you a picture of my ride. It’s a 2010 Dodge Caravan with like 8 seats. There aren’t 8 people walking this Earth that would get in a car with me. It’s utterly impossible to look cool in that thing even if I put my Ray-Bans on. The dog’s embarrassed to ride in it. I need to get a decal of a soccer ball for the back.