Topix Underground

I really have a bug for this flaming arrow thing now. After that shit dries, I'm going to splash a gallon of kerosene on it and the shoot the flaming arrow upwards from a distance so it arcs into the kerosene-soaked pine pile and explodes into flaming glory. I'm going to do it at night and I'm going to have like Celtic music playing on my jive box. It's going to take some practice and preparation. I don't recall ever having handled a long bow before.