Topix Underground

I walked into a gay bar in Tucson Arizona by mistake. Fck'd up thing...I didn't realize it for like a half hour. I just thought there weren't any girls because it was early. Anyhow, they were nice. In retrospect...maybe too nice.

I can only imagine how that conversation went. "So, are you waiting for someone?" "Uh, yeah, my... very fashionable friend who's running late.