Topix Underground

I'm really in a precarious state of mind. I've had that song "Safety Dance" playing in my head, specifically the  nine-teen-eighties techno-beat opening. It's driving me insane...like clinically. 
When I was a kid we had record players that would skip if there was a scratch in the record so you'd have to like kick the table and the song would continue.
I'm thinking I need to punch myself in the face or bang my head against the wall and the song will play through and I can get on with my life.
Maybe I'll try watching a youtube video of Smoke on the Water and replace that tinny synthesizer bullshit with something more palatable.