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I think my daughter might be religious but I don't know.  She got this gig playing piano at this Lutheran church through her piano instructor.  It's a great job. She works for like an hour on Sunday playing piano at this place and she gets $125 and then she does like funerals, holidays, etc and gets $125 a throw for that.
Then, after she had this job and my wife was driving her, they kind of sucked my wife into doing "readings" because religious people are obligated to suck you in.  Both my daughter and wife are Lutheran.  I have never been to their heathen church and I don't believe in God.  I am a Catholic, so I'm free to sin with impunity.
I'm pretty sure Jesus and the boys were Catholics too because as we all know, it's the one and only true religion. Everyone else is going to hell. Me and my dogs (they've all been Catholic)  are going to miss the wife and kid when we're up there looking down.