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Did y’all know they have a new Bachelor program out now? It’s for senior citizens. The Bachelor is 70 or maybe a little older and all the women are around the same age as well. So far, it looks like they’re all holding up pretty well but I wonder if any of them will get distraught and end up having a fatal heart attack. Or maybe someone will break a hip or something.

I guess when we have the elderly vying for the White House, they figured “The Golden Bachelor” would be a crowd pleaser but seriously, I’m not interested in seeing all those wrinkles in bikinis.