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I had a friend whose parents would give the kids cough medicine when they were babies to shut them up, basically sedating them.

My dad had a friend, who fed their kids bread soaked in moonshine to shut them up.

I think they’re just forcing them to sell to an American

There are blond headed blue eyed Mexicans too.

Yes. Partied with a crew of them in Hawaii.

"Alan Markovitz is “so over” his ex-wife.

So over her. Which is presumably why he bought the house next to hers and erected a $7000 statue of a hand with its middle finger raised in the backyard.

The bronze statue, which is about 3.5 metres tall, faces the windows of Mr Markovitz’s ex-wife Lea Tuohy’s house.

It’s even spot-lit to ensure the neighbours can see it at night, Gawker reports.

Mr Markovitz is a “local legend” who owns three strip clubs in the US city of Detroit. He reportedly lives with his 17-year-old daughter, Tiffany, from a previous relationship."


Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbours … but ew who does that lololol #psycho,” Ms Tuohy tweeted.

“How psychotic do you have to be to buy the house directly next to your ex-wife and then put a statue up like that?!?! Real classy Alan.”

Mr Markovitz has a colourful reputation to say the least. He’s been shot twice and targeted by a murder contract, all while buying and selling local topless clubs, Deadline Detroit reports.

Mr Markovitz has also written an autobiography, modestly entitled “Topless Prophet: The True Story of America’s Most Successful Gentleman’s Club Entrepreneur”. The book is currently being turned into a TV series.

Oh, and the guy obviously has enough cash floating around to casually buy a house and put a $7000 statue in the yard just to spite his ex-wife and her new partner.

Mr Markovitz claims the statue is specifically aimed at Mrs Tuohy’s housemate, with whom she had an affair while they were married.

“I’m so over her,” Mr Markovitz told Deadline Detroit. “This is about him. This is about him not being a man.”

Mr Markovitz says a realtor showed him the house next door to Mrs Luohy’s by coincidence. After that, “karma” took over."

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I can't wait to get through this bullshit part of the year. March 20 is the Vernal Equinox. 2 months.

"Hunter Biden's Millions in Artworks Destroyed in LA Fires

In the recent wildfires that have been sweeping through Los Angeles, nearly 200 artworks by Hunter Biden have reportedly been destroyed. These pieces, described as being worth millions of dollars, were located near the Pacific Palisades, an area affected by the fires. While the artistic and financial value of these works has been a subject of speculation, the destruction itself adds to the conversation about art, value, and natural disasters."