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You can buy a 18 x 24" framed print of that picture of Trump and Jesus on Truth Social for $1200.

That’s too MAGA for me.

"Doctor" Jill Biden....give me a fckng break. 

Operation, 'Buy 'em a drink' officially kicks off today. Free booze for any trump supporter driving home from the bar.

If folks come out in the cold I expect we will get a couple DUIs this evening.

I can tell you’re from “Hold my beer” neck of the woods.

Both their wives are foreign. JD's wife is like a Brahman or Hindu or something.  I guess I'm going to have to make a choice right now between Indians and Chinese. Fck. The Chinese turn my stomach. The Indians aren't too clean.
 But Chinese kill elephants...and, oddly as fck, I'm weirdly popular with Indians here, like some kind of backsplash cult hero. It's bizarre. You'd think I'd be the last guy that would happen too.

That comes when I see my next electric bill.

Join the crowd!

What is she doctoring?

Biden's dementia.

That blue velvet blazer's rather flamboyant. I'm guessing he doesn't like girls.