Author Topic: Current Events (Read 322528 times)

Faith · « **Reply #56025 on:** February 23, 2025, 12:01:27 pm »

Not smoking weed reminds me of this book I read when I was a little kid. Flowers for Algernon. It was about this retarded rat named Algernon and his retard pal. They made a movie called 'Charlie' from the book. They give the rat and Cliff Robertson some kind of drug or operation that straightens them out and they become geniuses but there's a catch at the end. They either both die or become retarded again. And I think a one-armed man killed Cliff Robertson's wife.

Faith · « **Reply #56026 on:** February 23, 2025, 12:02:02 pm »

So I'm like the retarded rat that quit smoking reefer and stopped being a retard...or something like that.

Dahlia · « **Reply #56027 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:12:26 pm »

Quote from: Faith on February 23, 2025, 11:57:16 am

Oh wait...don't you get automatic citizenship if you marry a US citizen? I thought that's the way it worked. Some rich Venezuelan chick offered me ten grand to marry her when I was in my 20's living in Tucson.

No, you don’t.

Dahlia · « **Reply #56028 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:15:12 pm »

Quote from: Faith on February 23, 2025, 12:01:27 pm

Not smoking weed reminds me of this book I read when I was a little kid. Flowers for Algernon. It was about this retarded rat named Algernon and his retard pal. They made a movie called 'Charlie' from the book. They give the rat and Cliff Robertson some kind of drug or operation that straightens them out and they become geniuses but there's a catch at the end. They either both die or become retarded again. And I think a one-armed man killed Cliff Robertson's wife.

I’ve never read weird sht like that. The first book I read independently was “The Amphibian Man” by Alexander Belyaev. I was 9. Great read. After that I read my parents’ entire library.

Faith · « **Reply #56029 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:17:12 pm »

Quote from: Dahlia on February 23, 2025, 01:12:26 pm

No, you don’t.

Europeans shouldn’t even have to become citizens. It should be as soon as they get on the plane or boat.

Faith · « **Reply #56030 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:19:28 pm »

I don’t know if my grandparents were citizens.

Faith · « **Reply #56031 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:20:33 pm »

America is a European colony.

Faith · « **Reply #56032 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:21:37 pm »

Just to clarify, in the real world, being a European colonizer is the greatest form of good.

Waco 1954 · « **Reply #56033 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:35:04 pm »

Quote from: Dahlia on February 23, 2025, 01:15:12 pm

I’ve never read weird sht like that. The first book I read independently was “The Amphibian Man” by Alexander Belyaev. I was 9. Great read. After that I read my parents’ entire library.

I liked your old avatar with the weird eyes. I think it better reflected who and what you are.
Your current avatar makes you look like a sweet defenseless animal lover.
... COME ON!.😅

Dahlia · « **Reply #56034 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:47:36 pm »

Quote from: Waco 1954 on February 23, 2025, 01:35:04 pm

I liked your old avatar with the weird eyes. I think it better reflected who and what you are.
Your current avatar makes you look like a sweet defenseless animal lover.
... COME ON!.😅

I went stealth.

Faith · « **Reply #56035 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:52:17 pm »

I still say Charlotte's Web is the greatest book ever written. Everything there is to know about life is contained therein. Changed my life...at an early age.

Waco 1954 · « **Reply #56036 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:57:05 pm »

Quote from: Dahlia on February 23, 2025, 01:12:26 pm

No, you don’t.

A Ugandan woman paid me 300 bucks when I was homeless to marry her. I wish this was a post made for humor.
It isn't. That marriage is still on the books....as was the divorce a few years later...I knew she had to divorce me because she wanted to marry a Ugandan taxi driver.....I just disappeared into homeless land and she paid for the divorce.... "Abandonment" I think..... then she had a baby....not mine....I never touched her...It was a sham marriage after all.... Even though she was very attractive.... then some Texas politician and his wife tried to take her baby... Was in all the papers...

Waco 1954 · « **Reply #56037 on:** February 23, 2025, 01:58:33 pm »

Quote from: Dahlia on February 23, 2025, 01:47:36 pm

I went stealth.

So does a jumping spider.... but it still looks like a jumping spider...

Teeman · « **Reply #56038 on:** February 23, 2025, 02:00:15 pm »

Quote from: Faith on February 23, 2025, 11:50:15 am

Se habla Espanol

Not back then.

Faith · « **Reply #56039 on:** February 23, 2025, 02:00:29 pm »

Quote from: Waco 1954 on February 23, 2025, 01:57:05 pm

A Ugandan woman paid me 300 bucks when I was homeless to marry her. I wish this was a post made for humor.
It isn't. That marriage is still on the books....as was the divorce a few years later...I knew she had to divorce me because she wanted to marry a Ugandan taxi driver.....I just disappeared into homeless land and she paid for the divorce.... "Abandonment" I think..... then she had a baby....not mine....I never touched her...It was a sham marriage after all.... Even though she was very attractive.... then some Texas politician and his wife tried to take her baby... Was in all the papers...

In retrospect, I should have taken the 10 g's. She had a face that could stop a clock but it was all for show anyhow. I remember her name was "Raisa". The only other time I heard that name was Mikhail Gorbachev's wife.

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