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The shit you can do pays better than the shit I do.

I told you you’re funny.

I told you you’re funny.

You have a real job. I’m just pretending.

You’d survive better in a crisis than I would. It’s not about the money.

If I had your job, I’d turn serial killer before lunch on the first day.

Knowing you, I can see it happen, at least in your mind 😂

Euthanasia is an act of mercy (for the healthcare provider).

"Israeli F-35i and F-15i aircraft flew alongside an American U.S. B-52 strategic bomber. During the flight, the forces practiced operational coordination between the two militaries to enhance their ability to address various regional threats.

The cooperation between the IDF and
@CENTCOM
 reflects the strategic alliance and that continues to develop and strengthen between the militaries over time."



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I want to be fed to coyotes. That should a be legally available option. There’s no downside.

How 'bout a body farm? Your decomposition can be studied.

Euthanasia is an act of mercy (for the healthcare provider).

You know what’s frustrating? Trying to recover your password from a government agency after you had a company email change. Now, that’s some sht.