Topix Underground

I went to church a few weeks ago and I just wasn't in the mood to talk to anyone and when we left I noticed there wasn't anyone sitting within 30 ft of me. That negative vibe thing works pretty well. Accompanied by an appropriate facial expression.

I radiate negative vibes but my wife is a magnet for conviviality. It totally blows my cover.

opposites attract old boy....

I'm okay by myself. No one approaches a solitary man unless they're some kind of weirdo. But when I'm with a wife and kid, they feel entitled.

If somebody starts talking to me, I just walk away in mid conversation. Don’t even realize I’m doing it.

I radiate negative vibes but my wife is a magnet for conviviality. It totally blows my cover.

I just hav a resting bitch face.

I just hav a resting bitch face.

Sally says when I get that way I look like I want to kill someone. Well I look at it like this whatever works...

no telling how many people probably thought they had bad breath.

That’s a bonus.

Looks like the sky will be clear in the middle of the night. Maybe I'll go outside.

I’m pilling 4 12-hour shifts and 2 8-hour shifts this week, so, I’m gonna sleep.