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He’s gonna be fine. He is in a recovery space.

Yeah, but why hospice?

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Bermuda is nice. We hung out on Elbow Beach  for a day. We had some British sailors spending time there who provided the music.

Bermuda is nice. We hung out on Elbow Beach  for a day. We had some British sailors spending time there who provided the music.

My theory is that if I was going to go anywhere like that, I'd go to Florida instead. 

My theory is that if I was going to go anywhere like that, I'd go to Florida instead.

There's more partying in Florida. Bermuda is kind of a conservative place.

In 1876, the Turks slaughtered over 33,000 Bulgarians. The world called for sanctions, but the British prime ministered said that those murders were acceptable as ling as Britain keeps its good relations with the Ottoman Empire.

The Turks are snakes. It's insane that they're part of NATO and privy to US military equipment.  They've been the arch-enemy of Christendom since jump street.

There's more partying in Florida. Bermuda is kind of a conservative place.

Very conservative I hear. The Cook Islands are even worse. I worked with a guy whose wife insisted on vacationing there. He said it was the worst trip. The heat was to the point where they could only go out at night, you can be arrested for swearing in public and there was zero nightlife. To top it off it cost around $5000 for the trip 20 years ago.