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This is my new rollator. Also approved by the insurance company.

Waco got some new wheels.

I have been given an English bulldog. To take care of. Name of Lolly. He's as dumb as a brick. Fat as fuck too. He follows me everywhere and wants to sit his fat ass in my lap. He's already sixty pounds. He's ugly as hell. I'll send some pictures later.
Ugly... Stupid... And cute... What a combination...

The U.S. has issued a travel advisory about Pakistan. Does anyone need to be told to not go to Pakistan?

I have been given an English bulldog. To take care of. Name of Lolly. He's as dumb as a brick. Fat as fuck too. He follows me everywhere and wants to sit his fat ass in my lap. He's already sixty pounds. He's ugly as hell. I'll send some pictures later.
Ugly... Stupid... And cute... What a combination...

I'm anti bulldog. Here's why. They are a designer dog, a freakish purposefully created abomination made to serve the vanity of the shallow and self-absorbed type of shitbird that treats living, breathing sentient beings as animated stuffed animals. They are morally superior to the trash that use dogs as GD fashion accessories ! It's not the dogs fault that people (probably Chinese) are morally bankrupt assmonkeys.

We're kind of in the middle of a English Bulldog drama with this dipshit Pollock couple down the road. They treat dogs like toys. Makes me fckng sick. But who am I?  I can't change the world, I can just hate most of the people in it.

We're kind of in the middle of a English Bulldog drama with this dipshit Pollock couple down the road. They treat dogs like toys. Makes me fckng sick. But who am I?  I can't change the world, I can just hate most of the people in it.

Humans! The only consolation is the dog isn't bright enough to know what humans did to him.

Humans! The only consolation is the dog isn't bright enough to know what humans did to him.

We don’t know that for sure. It’s like that movie with Robin Williams and Robert DeNiro where Robin is like a psychiatrist and Robert DeNiro is some kind of catatonic retard  that Williams and that chick that was Rhoda’s sister on Mary Tyler Moore show feed LSD to. It’s like that only with dogs. We hope they are not aware of what’s been done to them because the alternative is unthinkable.