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As a Catholic, I can only say, my position is I don’t give a shit about the Pope. No one cares what he thinks. Check out the hat.

Being Catholic’s like Islam lite. We have to die before we find peace. But we can do just about anything….maybe anything….and still get into heaven as long as we go to confession…which is is a joke. But that’s the law.

I read that medieval peasants had way more holidays a year than us.

I think this guy's one of those dip-shit guitar playing priests. I can tell you, us Catholics don't want that shit. We aren't GD Methodists! What next? Talking in tongues? Dancing with snakes?  We want priests speaking Latin and Exorcists...that's what we need more of...the Devil...so people start taking this shit seriously. Holy shit. My older sister took me to see the movie The Exorcist when I was like 8. I should have had her arrested. I'm still freaked out from that. On the other hand, my good sister took me  to see Jaws. That was a tragic movie. It set off a wave of shark killing. It's so unfair. I was rooting for the shark the whole time. I wanted him to kill everyone in that movie except Robert Shaw. Bunch of pssies.

I don't know man. I heard that new Pope shit talks JD and Trump. Those guys should stay in their lane - especially since the whole...well you know.  It's like Jesus said...if you live in a glass house, don't throw stones, especially if there's a semi naked altar boy hiding in the closet.

If you want to pick and choose you have to be a Baptist or something. You know how this works, you don't get to pick your priest and you don't get to pick your Pope. The instructions and the messengers, come down from on high.

Brutal hail storm here just tore everything all to hell. Wi-Fi is down I'm using my cell phone data now. Storm was a monster. Hail beat the paint off the truck good thing it's 25 years old and nobody gives a fuck. Speaking of not giving a fuck I could care less about the new head of Satan's church. Church hierarchy has betrayed all the members.

Catholics are good people who I think have been misled and used by their
leaders. That sounds familiar. Sounds like America in general.

You bet I’ve been smoking pot all day. It’d be a sin not to with fifteen dollar ounces as our bread and circus.