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It's also the country with the most people using the street as a bathroom. 600 million of them do not have indoor bathroom facilities. Think about that. The US is the third most populous country on Earth and we have a total of maybe 335 million in an area bigger than India. The monkeys over there are disgusted by the people. I've seen documentaries about it. The monkeys are appalled. The people are oblivious to how wretched they are.

there was a story a few years ago about a burglar who would crap in the middle of the floor or on the dinner table of people he was stealing things from. Unfortunately one night when he thought he was alone in the house the owner emerged and put a bullet through his fat ass while he was squeezing out a big one. That was his last bowel movement.

There's some government process I have to do to get it replaced.

you have to jump through hoops at the VA. You have to kiss that ass just right. One time while I was at the VA hospital in Houston they called the cops on me after I attacked one of their so-called caregivers. I called her a black bitch. She was expelling me from a program there for missing too many days unfortunately the stupid heifer got my name confused with someone else and when I tried to correct her she called me a liar. That was a big mistake.

Mostly at the VA the nurses and doctors were okay but everyone else who worked there in administrative positions were usually incompetent dicks. And plain mean to boot.

Theoretically, I could move to Malawi, where the cost of living is about 350 bucks a month. Based on that, my social security would make me a fairly affluent man, a person of influence and wealth. I'd be like David Livingstone or Kurtz in The Heart of Darkness. I wonder what the winter's like there.

Theoretically, I could move to Malawi, where the cost of living is about 350 bucks a month. Based on that, my social security would make me a fairly affluent man, a person of influence and wealth. I'd be like David Livingstone or Kurtz in The Heart of Darkness. I wonder what the winter's like there.

There were a lot of Poles back in Jersey who were returning to Poland for retirement. The money went further. Another way the US is bleeding money.

There were a lot of Poles back in Jersey who were returning to Poland for retirement. The money went further. Another way the US is bleeding money.

I just read an article about how these unskilled, uneducated African "migrants" in England make more from welfare than an Englishman that works 9 hours a day. And they're complaining that the British treat them poorly and don't give them enough. There is not one among them that has even a 1% chance of ever being employed, nor their children. That's the theme of the liberals. A guy working in his own country is shoved aside by the government so they can slop some freeloading sociopath from Africa or Venezuela.  It is criminal to even call them "immigrants" because it taints the word that people of our generation associate with the Ellis Island crowd.

we could save money by using New Jersey as an artillery range.

Lol. It's already a jet fighter range. They always set the woods on fire.