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Placidyl, Tuinal, Seconal….all at once.

Haldol. You ever seen a poor sap on that shit? It’s like Dr. Mengele. Chemical lobotomy.  They should mix that in with prison food.

They gave me that in 1980 when I was in a locked down mental unit at the time. What was really bad was the thorazine shuffle.... You can Google that bad boy...

Flesh eating fly poised to invade America from Mexico.... The NEW WORLD FLY.. poses a threat to people and livestock.... Yes... This fly is capable of depositing its larva in your body.... Hatching forth huge disgusting screw worms....

It will die during winter.

Haldol. You ever seen a poor sap on that shit? It’s like Dr. Mengele. Chemical lobotomy.  They should mix that in with prison food.

Vitamin H.

When we went to the restaurant today, I parked my car, and was getting ready to get out, when my daughter was like:
“Why are you yellow?”
I looked in the mirror and sure as hell my face was all yellow. So I started looking at my eyes and shit. When to find out, there was a bright yellow Jeep parked right by is and the motherfucker was reflecting in my skin.
Fucking stupid.

Yankees..🙄

You know how those scumbag "protesters" like to block roadways to interfere with the lives of decent hard working people?  In Florida, you can drive through so as not to impede traffic. Protesters = speedbumps.


"In Florida, this is perfectly legal if you are in your car and surrounded by protesters.

This is probably a big reason why we don’t have protesters blocking roadways in Florida anymore.

Governor DeSantis signed the bill in April of 2021."



Run them down!

The Mexican Navy (yeah...I know) built this incredibly beautiful wooden sailing vessel and sent it to New York. Here's the funny part. They have engineers that can design ships and build cocaine railroads under Arizona but no one bothered to Google the clearance beneath the Brooklyn Bridge.



Wasn't the guy driving the boat looking at the mast and then at the bridge? I think there were people up in that rigging too.