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« Reply #60765 on: May 18, 2025, 01:06:22 pm »
I do that pretty much all the time when I'm shopping.... The best part is when I start cursing myself out.... Sometimes I even slap the shit out of myself... Anyway I'm always first in line....
It keeps pain in the ass bystanders from approaching
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« Reply #60766 on: May 18, 2025, 01:07:02 pm »
We have Amazon Prime and Roku..... Showtime.... HBO.... About 9,000 channels in all.... But I never watch that crap... I can't hear too good anyway... I'm supposed to get my new hearing aids next week... The insurance is paying $2,200 bucks for them... The audiologist said that I'm legally deaf in one ear and heading that way in the other... He's probably lying his ass off just to make money....

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« Reply #60767 on: May 18, 2025, 01:07:42 pm »
It keeps pain in the ass bystanders from approaching
You see that's the real ticket that's the genius of it. They even pretend they're not staring at me. It's fantastic!

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« Reply #60768 on: May 18, 2025, 01:08:46 pm »
Seriously though I need to go back and pay for those Cokes....

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« Reply #60769 on: May 18, 2025, 01:09:12 pm »
If I tell Sally I'm going back to the Food Lion she's going to want to know why....

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« Reply #60770 on: May 18, 2025, 01:20:01 pm »
I like toads. They seem like peaceful, well intentioned creatures.
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« Reply #60771 on: May 18, 2025, 01:20:34 pm »
I like toads. They seem like peaceful, well intentioned creatures.
Frog legs taste like chicken.

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« Reply #60772 on: May 18, 2025, 02:13:54 pm »
Pork chops are cool. They’re cheap.
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« Reply #60773 on: May 18, 2025, 03:47:31 pm »
Wow dude..... Even I knew that....
I can’t even figure out what you are talking about.

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« Reply #60774 on: May 18, 2025, 03:48:12 pm »
I'm blissfully immune to looks.... I'm usually far away inside my head.... In some strange fanciful landscape of my own imagination.... I usually wind up getting free stuff this way too....
That’s because you’ve never pissed me off fa e to face.

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« Reply #60775 on: May 18, 2025, 03:49:19 pm »
Pork chops are cool. They’re cheap.
My family doesn’t like pork. They’d only eat bacon.

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« Reply #60776 on: May 18, 2025, 03:53:39 pm »
Jesus. This is going to cost me a fortune. It’s going to Fck my life up just paying for plane tickets.
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« Reply #60777 on: May 18, 2025, 03:54:48 pm »
My family doesn’t like pork. They’d only eat bacon.
I can’t eat it every day. I don’t eat bacon.
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« Reply #60778 on: May 18, 2025, 04:44:50 pm »
"WASHINGTON — Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, his office said Sunday.

Biden was seen last week by doctors after urinary symptoms and a prostate nodule was found. He was diagnosed with prostate cancer on Friday, with the cancer cells having spread to the bone.

“While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management,” his office said. “The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians.”
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« Reply #60779 on: May 18, 2025, 06:20:15 pm »
Jesus. This is going to cost me a fortune. It’s going to Fck my life up just paying for plane tickets.
Elaborate.