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Elon Musk watched intently as Trump flayed that beast from South Africa on the genocide of Boers in that failed state.

Israel is civilized humankind's forward most garrison in the eternal struggle against evil. The entire world owes Israel a debt of gratitude for taking the fight to our enemies.

It would help if you learned to spell in English. Or any language for that matter. Never mind. I know this is beyond you. Did you “Unalive” yourself recently?

They put a picture of my kid on a billboard on the highway in her graduation get-up.  This is bringing so much heat my way I can't take. It. I was thinking of splitting town yesterday because they forced me to go to a restaurant with two of my sister-in-laws. It's becoming unbearable. Now there's some party that I can hopefully get out of somehow and some kind of concert performance that I will be roped into. Hopefully that will be the last of it. I should get a dog.

Well, my son and his GF, and his cousin got drunk the other night and clogged my septic pope. Now I have to hire a plumber to fix it.

I don't like being around people.

I don't like being around people.

I didn't think you were around anybody today.

Now, I figured out that my limit of someone bumping into my care,  before I go in attack mode, is 2.
I was at the parking lot at Walmart yesterday, when that one baldheaded, bearded morherfcker in a redneck truck was parked by me. His first violation was that his grocery cart was parked in my parking spot, so I couldn’t pull out. That already pissed me off. Je kept talking on his phone and trying to load his stuff, when he let go of his door and slammed it into my car. I was like: okay, deep breath. Then he did it again. At that point, I sprinted out of my car whipped around it and was ready to fck him ip. He was like: “No no no, The wind did it. I’m sorry.
I was like: you better be sorry. He was lucky my car wan’t fcked up.

I have parenting fatigue even though I'm not the...uh...like...primary care giver